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Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to blow them out.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says, "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Forget the Diet Centre and send yourself a candygram.
Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to school as if nothing is wrong.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms in Roman numerals.
Tattoo "OUT TO LUNCH" on your forehead.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through the National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat it out. Return it the next day.
Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss's wife.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Relax by reflecting on your favourite episode of "The Flintstones" during that important finance meeting.
Sit naked on a hard-boiled egg.
Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
Tell your boss to blow it out his mule and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with ear wax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumour and see if your recognize it when it comes back.
Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Lie on your back eating celery... using your naval as a salt dipper.
Stare at people through the tines on your fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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